that thinks it's half fish
and half pig and likes to be inexplicably rolled around the floor
in satin pyjamas.
typically wakes after a night of drinking, flexes its frotters, squeals and then organises a series of high powered events for a major
"Seen the merpig lately?"
"Yeah, we went for a few drinks and then she withdrew into
a sleeping bag oinking and wriggling her snout."