The premier University in the state of Alabama and located in the town of Tuscaloosa, aka T-Town.
Many people who don't attend or who aren't from the south make fun of it, but the fact is the University is extremely wealthy and has an abundance of some of the best looking people in this country (probably due to their high family income and nice weather). Many prominent American families with "Old Money" send their children here, as they know they will make connections with similar families and continue the tradition of running this country. It is home to the most legendary football team in the history of the game, and has won 13 national championships. Many people like to boast on how their school is better because they have "higher test scores and harder curriculum" and a bunch of crap, when really what matters is not the grades you make but the hands you shake. It is said to be racist, particularly by northerners and westerners, when the people at UA are just strong willed people who love their way of life and would die defending it, whether that be from enemy nations or liberals in the far corners of our own beloved country. Most are of anglo-saxon descent, and their lineage goes back to the founding of this country.
Sam: Hey Michael, what school are you going to after graduation?
Michael: I think I am going to attend the University of Alabama. Roll Tide!
Sam: Nice! I guess hooking up with gorgeous women and meeting other wealthy people is worth the humidity..maybe I'll go there!