While riding a bus, a rather ignorant black man approached what appeared to be a senile old man. Being the ignorant peice of shit his was, he proceeded to harass the old man and call him names such as pinky and crumple foreskin. Epic beard guy then responded by punching him in the jaw and then breaking his nose. He left the scene with the wise words "DONT FUCK WITH ME". The black man proceeded to talk shit even though he was bleeding everywhere and thus ended up looking like a stupid douchebag.
Epic beard guy: I slap the shit outta tough guys like you
Black douche: wha? WHAT?
(goes up and pushes epic beard guy)
epic beard guy then breaks his face open with his fists of fury