2. an overly dramatic or sensational newspaper, internet, or television headline that is designed to grab the readers attention; BUT the headline has NOTHING (almost nothing) to do with the story.
3. An extremely obese and/or ugly woman with a sexy voice walks up behind a man and grabs his genitals...he is very interested til he sees her.
CONGRESS APPROVES FUNDING FOR FAGGOTRY
article contains info on funding for farm bill..