5 definitions by Guy Y.

halvite

A synthesis of half+invite; when nobody invites you to a party, but totally expect you to be there.

Person One: Are you going down to the party at Jon's?
Person Two: There's a party at Jon's?
Person One: Oh yeah, dude. I thought somebody told you...
Person Two: Thanks for the halvite.

by Guy Y. October 22, 2005

recursive whining

When, in the course of whining about how horrible one's life is, one begins to whine about how whiny one has become due to life. Eventually this becomes whining about the hypocracy of whining about whining, spiralling off into infinity.

Person 1: *sobbing* You must hate me because I'm so whiny!
Person 2: Stop recursive whining! It only makes things worse.

by Guy Y. January 15, 2006

retahted

1) Stupidity when exhibited in usually intelligent people; often Hahvahd students.

2) Stupidity in a smart way; whenver one overcomplicates something and then is stupid.

1)Aw geez, when I sent my Boston University application to Boston College, I sure felt retahted.

2) I totally got pulled in by that 'ban Dihydrogen Monoxide' movement until I realized it was just water... I feel retahted.

by Guy Y. August 30, 2005

Pof

Fuzzycute; having fuzzycute attributes

Some would say that a bunny is the most pof thing in the world.

by Guy Y. November 13, 2005

greve

v. To see your face.

Oh man, I nearly shat my pants when I greved. Get some botox or something!

by Guy Y. October 3, 2006