1 definition by Gus Arnold

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A guilty pleasure most women share.

Women want you to think mustaches mar male facial aesthetics but in reality they all just wanna perpetrate a deep, orgasm-inducing grind on that Selleck, Handlebar, or Swanson.

Clean-shaven men should watch out--this is the age of the Mustache Ride.
Jack: Ride that stache, ride that stache, whatever possessed you to ride that stache? You said it was a turn off!
Esmeralda: I don't know what came over me, baby! Please forgive me.
Jack: Maybe after the wax works its way off your peach, you'll have lived down this fateful mustache ride.
by Gus Arnold June 07, 2013

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