A town in south eastern Wisconsin that is better than it's neighbor East Troy by far, but sucks ass compared to just about anywhere else in the SE.
This town is loathed by most teens with aspirations of something bigger than what they are offered in Mukwonago. Unfortunately, there is far to many teens that don't aspire for something outside of this shit hole and inevitably end up living there mediocre lives there raising their children who lack any sense to vacate asap.
Also known as Muktown, which is the lazy, hick way of referring to Mukwonago. Take note, most people should be struck dead for using such a phrase for it displays a lack of intellectual well being.
Person 1: How's life?
Person 2: I live in Mukwonago. You figure it out.