Originally named in celebration of a Norse Goddess, Friya's Day or Friday was perhaps the most sought after day of the week. People would fall to their knees and Thank God It's Friday. However strict guidelines for celebrating this holy day were made famous by Rebecca Black's song.
Commandments of Friday:
Thou shall eat cereal at precisely 7 a.m.
Thou shall heavily consider which seat to take.
Thou shall Get Down on Friday.
Thou shall know tomorrow is Saturday
Thou shall be Partyin' Partyin'.
Tony: "Its Friday Friday, Gotta get down on Friday"
Johnson: "Herman its Friday? That means Partyin' partyin' YEAH
Alex: "Herman, its friday, i don't know which seat to take"
Herman: ...It's 7am and you fuckers ruined my favorite day of the week already. Can't a guy get his Frosted Flakes in peace?"