Friend #1: Man, I can't wait
to get home from Coachella and shower. Fucking that hippie
chick on Friday night gave
me fish dick
and then fucking
the raver girl
Sunday turned it into Dolphin dick.
Friend #2: Just be happy she didn't let you stick
it in her butt, then
you'd have Orca
Friend #1: What have you been doing in here, it smells like Dolphin Dick?
Friend #2: Oh my bad I just boned smelly Shelly 15 minutes before you came over.