Friend #1: Man, I can't wait to get home from Coachella and shower. Fucking that hippie chick on Friday night gave me fish dick
and then fucking the raver girl Sunday turned it into Dolphin dick.
Friend #2: Just be happy she didn't let you stick it in her butt, then you'd have Orca dick.
Friend #1: What have you been doing in here, it smells like Dolphin Dick?
Friend #2: Oh my bad I just boned smelly Shelly 15 minutes before you came over.