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Similar to the common practice of impregnating cows by inserting semen by hand, cream sleeves are the traditional method of shoving a fistful of cocaine into a partner's vaginal canal. Sure to be a pleasant experience for both involved in this loving act, the sleeve-ful member of the relationship allows the inserter to then suck or snort out the now (well-churned) concoction.
Rhonda sure got me going with that dirty cream sleeve concoction.

Cream sleeves are to be performed with caution.
by Grundel Monster January 16, 2012

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