A rare shit that leaves
the arse with great force, and appears to break
up on contact with the air.
The fragments of shit (or pebbles) hit the porcelain and shatter like brown
paintballs, virtually covering the bowl save for little
The resulting effect, if done right, resembles a late 20th
Century British, PEBBLEDASHED house.
Greg: Dude, check this out, I just pebbledashed your loo.
Dave: Aw fuck
you man, I aint cleaning that up.
Greg: Yes you are. Bitch.