C.D.S. can be defined as having a mouth that looks similiar to a bear trap. The world was created sometime during 2006 in eastern pennsylvania. For a person to be diagnosed with dreaded CDS their mouth must be able to cut through flesh. Other symptons of CDS are a shark-like appearance or dark circles under the eyes. Protruding lips, the look of having not slept in weeks or persistent crack coccain usage can also be attributed to CDS. A person should not be diagnosed with CDS unless they are extremely ugly and you are sure that they have at least 3 std's. If you come in contact with a CDS sufferer you should seek medical help immediatly. If CDS comes in contact with your skin, wash the infected area for 15 minutes while trying not to throw up. Remember, CDS is a very serious problem. Whenever you see a CDS sufferer you should alert the police and keep a 100 foot distance away from the mutaded sharks mouth.
A lion doesn't hunt out the strongest antalope, it goes after the little retarded one with the broken leg.
-A high school student after being asked why he hooked up with a C.D.S. sufferer.