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2 definitions by Gregg Loogyanus

 
1.
Silent, butt supremely smelly flatulence.
I love to release my ninja farts when I am standing on the diving board before a dive. It really fucks up the next competitor.

I also love to release my ninja farts while getting my salad tossed by a male prostitute.
by Gregg Loogyanus November 28, 2006
 
2.
A fresh farty fragrance. Funny because it sounds like "mustard gas".
Aaron came over to Jeff's work station and laid down some heavy moist turd gas as a payback for the nasty bean bomb that Jeff had dropped on Aaron just 30 minutes earlier.
by Gregg Loogyanus December 05, 2006