a pussie stretched to the limits of its wet skin
I was ready to fly when she was spread eagle
a right angled penis, ususally do to over bangage of the female ass
"Oh shit, I gave myself a bent bert last night "
a wretchedly deformed pussie
"Oh my god...now that is one sickly twisted giggley!"
a bare penis in public
"Check out the wild wango on that guy!"
a limp penis
"She wanted to last night but 'the decrepid man' reared his ugly face again"
the act of pleasuring ones self, usually while shouting obscenities such as "God yes" or "Get down"
"Everyone likes a good masterbate."
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