3 definitions by Greg O'neal

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The superlative form of winner
"That guy is wearing aqua socks and jeans..."
"Yeah.. what a winner..."
"No man.. he's the world champion."
by Greg O'neal September 13, 2005

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The winstons, also known as alcoholism, is a strong dependency on alcoholic beverages. It is mainly used to describe a raging alcoholic who still manages to keep his life in order and possibly even save England from Hitler.
"Larry's got a bad case of the winstons... That guy was totally drunk when he presented his doctoral dissertation."
by Greg O'neal September 13, 2005

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An incredible amount of semen.
Do you think that stuff on the porn actress' face is real? I mean.. That a lot of jizmo.
by Greg O'neal October 09, 2003

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