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3 definitions by Greg "DamoBrad" Doyle

 
1.
this is a way i like to congatulate myself on a job well done.. cos like.. WHO CARES ABOUT OTHER PEOPLES OPiNiONS..

iTS FoR yOu...
so congratulate yourself wit a
SELF Hi5....
directions for a self hi-5

I'm gonna self hi5 myself to kewlness.

one. bend knees slightly and prepare your body in the "ready to jump over a wild maniac cat wit a chainsaw and foamin at themouth wit rabies and is going to eat ur ass" position. with both arms loosely by your hips.

two. tighten muscles in lower calfs of both legs, tense up ur toes and ready urself for a vertical launch into the wide oxygen air above ur beautifully shaped head.. begin raisin and extendin both arms in an upwards claspin motion..

three. thrustin ur body upwards and pushin quite hard, whilst simultanously clappin your open palms above your head
Tip : Clap like ur clappin for somethin great or Wonderfullingly wonderful and good..

four. now is the exciting part.. as your hands clasp
together and omit that !!CLAP!! sound..scream from the height of your voice wit all of your lungs can
errupt.. omit the following phrase..

"SELF-HI-FiVE.."

five. picture this exact moment in ur mind and remember this
as a "Valued Moment".. you now look the BiZ..you're coolness factor has jus increased by 50%!!

six. land gracefully upon the ground sound and safe whilst
maintainin a perfect confident dazzlin smile..

Notice how now everybody knows how great you are..

the end...
by Greg "DamoBrad" Doyle November 14, 2007
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2.
to define somethin as moush more wonderful as its actually is.
kind of like givin someone or somethin a gracious complement and multiplying that by like... a Bazillion...

i love u soo "wonderfullingly" much my dear.
thats quite a "wonderfullingly" nice jacket u have on, now gimme ur wallet.

and so on and so forth..
by Greg "DamoBrad" Doyle November 14, 2007
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3.
FLeB - verb, noun, adjective, inanimate object, uly next door neighbour... ect...

Fleb or Flebbin is my new word to describe..
any-flebbin-ting i want to..

so there..

BAsically i devised it wit my daughter one day whilst we wer both playin Gears of War in front of the XboX and she got taken down and i was running across the map to aid her but got sniped at the last second and in my furiousity i wanted to shout "OOOHH F*K!!!..." but instead quickly flipped the letters around and shouted "OOOH FLeB it!!.."

Since then i've been using it as my safe swear word which can be utilised in conjunction wit a lot of other action words or as a collective description of somethin or somone..

can also be used instead of other words.. like fuk, shit, bastard and so on...
* i'm flebin wrecked - i'm totally exhausted
* go on you ya big fleb ya - a typical put down multiplied by like a zillion
* ah fleb - like ah shit, only cooler
* ya big fleb'R - worse than any fleb put down ever.. even
worster
* wot the "fleb" is that... - Question
*she's so ugly i wouldn't "flebbin" ride her into battle.. - Statement
* hey you.. fleb head.. - Callin someone
* hand me over the.. ummm.. wotcha-ma-call-it.. fleb thingy - requiring an object but can't remember its name
* well i flebbin never.. - flebber-gasted
by Greg "DamoBrad" Doyle November 14, 2007
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