8 definitions by Greene Team

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Alachua County Resident.

One born and raised in Alachua County, Florida. Usually not referred to as an ACR until college age. This is when the university students begin interacting with them. Thus the ACR label, in order to distinguish between the inexperienced out-of-towners and the more versed inhabitants.

Contrary to some small-minded opinions, the vast majority of Gainesville raised ACRs are not four-toothed, Wal-Mart dwelling white-trash, and simply have not had the same financial windfalls presented to them as some of the other students. Many do indeed go to the University of Florida, seeing as it is close to family and friends. With the exception of the small few who enjoy the people and setting and choose to stay, most ACRs are miserable until they get out, facing a great many trials and tribulations along the way. This is mainly due to the fact Gainesville, FL is Hell.
Ignorant Dickhead: For the students attending the University of Florida, you'll notice white trash people with four teeth at Wal-Mart with their six children. They are a perfect example of an ACR. Don't make eye contact with them or they will pull out their shot guns and put a cap in your ass.

Normal Human Being: Fuck off! This ACR dick wasn't so bad last night when your mom was rubbing her four meth-mottled teeth around on it!
by Greene Team July 22, 2011
One who plays games, yet heckles others for enjoying their own for arbitrary reasons, then posts on the internet about it.
Gamer Fag: You're not like me! That means you're a fat, sexless loser!

Normal Human Being: Fuck off, I really don't care what you think, Gamer Fag.
by Greene Team July 20, 2011
One who seeks to improve oneself and the world around them, always respecting others and helping when possible.
Ghandi and Mother Theresa were normal human beings, Nancy Grace, Glenn Beck and Barney Frank are not.
by Greene Team July 20, 2011
When, after not getting laid on a date, you go home and rub one out to relieve the pressure and frustration.
X: Hey man! Did you get a homerun with that girl last night?

Y: Nah, but I got some runs batted in when I got home.
by Greene Team July 25, 2011
Similar to Jackson's Mustache and Hamilton's Mustache, Jefferson's Anus is when, the morning after you have sex, but before she wakes up, you cum on the girls asshole and jam a nickel in. This is usually for cab fare. This is only practiced by truly douchey dickbags.
X: Hey man, how did that chick get home?

Douchey Dickbag: I don't know, brah, but I gave her Jefferson's Anus when I got up! Pound it!
by Greene Team July 24, 2011
The same as a Jackson's Mustache, just performed by the less affluent or more douchey with a $10 bill instead of a $20. While this is not the preferred method to wake up for young women the morning after, it is certainly much better than Jefferson's Anus.
X: Hey man, how did that chick get home?

Y: I don't know, but she was gone when I got back, I gave her Hamilton's Mustache.
by Greene Team July 24, 2011
The morning after sex, while the woman is still asleep, the act of cumming on her upper lip, then attaching a $20 bill to it.
A: Dude, how did that chick get home this morning?

B: Oh, it was no big deal, I gave her Jackson's Mustache.
by Greene Team July 24, 2011

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