7 definitions by GreenBird23

Top Definition
1. A term for failure reserved for those who's self esteem would be damaged by being told they fail. Since no one is left behind they get a dar win.

2. A win for the human race when a stupid someone fails so bad they are permanently removed from the gene pool.
1. Little Sally ate her crayons instead of making a nice picture for the art contest. She gets a dar win for her contribution.

2. This guy from Australia fell to his death while trying to plank on the railing of his apartment balcony, that's a real dar winner.
by GreenBird23 May 16, 2011
Noun: Someone set up to take the fall, a patsy. The dupe who's thrown under the bus when things go south.
The only way I'm down for putting a key logger on the bosses computer is if I know I'm not being set up as the bus target here.
by GreenBird23 June 21, 2011
A term for asshat reserved for polite company or an ass hat of feminine manners and personality.
Excuse me miss but you are being a sphincter bonnet.
by GreenBird23 April 27, 2011
Colon Calculation: Verb.
The act of pulling numbers and statistics out of ones ass.
Where do you get your information that 75% of poor people are drug users or just plain lazy, that sounds like you've been doing some colon calculation.
by greenbird23 September 26, 2013
Someone who is such an asshat that they are king of the asshats or asshat nobility. Clearly because they are wearing their colon like a crown.
My boss is not just an asshat, he's king of the asshats a real colon crown.
by GreenBird23 April 27, 2011
1. An action or undertaking which runs contrary to conventional behavior or conduct ending in failure, embarrassment and laughs for all.

2. Any undertaking destined to fail from the start.
You are an idiot and I will no longer be part of your useless failcapades.
by GreenBird23 April 07, 2011
An asshat with a smug sense of style or superiority commonly seen in the company of or in charge of duche bag's.
Those frat boys are a bunch of duche bag's but the one who thinks he's in charge is a real butt beret.
by GreenBird23 April 27, 2011

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