noun: universal definition of hot girls; originally derived from the ancient high activity of hunting for fellow girls with amazing asses (see 'anus'); has evolved, through maturity to represent hot girls of all ages, sexes, races, religions and political views with wom you want to engage in anal pleasures with; the combination of the word teanus and its' surrounding are grouped together to describe the teanus of that locale
"Damn! There is some fine teanus at this party."
"Yo, I'm going to Barcelona this summer! I can't wait to smack some Barcelanus."