12 definitions by Graven Sevagorn

when a man slams a door onto his erect penis in order to make it flaccid.
Cindy at work is so hot she gave me a raging hard on. In order for anyone else not to see it I gave it a knob jam.
by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010

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when you can tell that a woman farted because she is wearing pantyhose
Dude, stop blaming me for farting! See Angela's swollen ankles? They keep poofing right before you smell it.
by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010

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acronym
Disappointing Downgraded Confused Situation Syndrome

1) pertains to a woman who has the profession of extracting horse sperm and goes home to have sex with her boyfriend or husband. it can only be self diagnosed and the only cure is to film her sexual act and posted on the internet.

2) pertains to a man who considers having sloppy seconds with an extremely hot woman after a man that has a bigger penis had her first.

3) when a couple is having sexual intercourse and one announces to the other right before your orgasm that they have an STD.
Jenna: Penny, I have a problem.
Penny: What is it?
Jenna: DDCSS.
Penny: What's the situation?
Jenna: I need my horse so bad, Johnny isn't cutting it.
Penny: It's okay Jenna, I'll go get my camera and we'll pay Mr. Ed a visit.

When I was screwing Jenna after Robbie did her and was about to come, she screamed that her horse Mr. Ed gave her herpes. I had DDCSS at the moment because I didn't know either to bust my load or go call my doctor immediately.
by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010

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a turd that must have just enough solidity that it is squished between a persons butt cheeks to make their whole ass look like a hamburger.
Butch got so hammered last night that he shit himself. When he got home he got naked and laid face down so that when his wife woke up he left her to gaze at a nice big fat juicy butt burger to look at.
by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010

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1) drool from a sleeping or catatonic woman's mouth that has trickled down to her breasts, therefore lubing them
Ever slip a chick a tranquilizer? She's so passed out she has boob lube all over her titties in about 2 minutes!
by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010

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