6 definitions by Granny Weatherwax

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Amenglish, abbreviation of American EnglishUsually used in jest or in a derogatory fashion.
Those yanks with their bastardised Amenglish still haven't learnt how to spell!
by Granny Weatherwax September 18, 2005
A syndrome affecting 90% of all single males on the internet every Sunday morning. The condition is more acute in those not having pulled on the Saturday night before... Usually sufferers can be found lurking in chat rooms or using IM desperately seeking a female to cyber with.
haha just because you got twitchy wink syndrome doesn't mean Im gonna get my tits out on cam for you!
by Granny Weatherwax September 24, 2005
Something sharp or acidic.
A disparraging remark used to describe an attention seeker.
An open topped pie, often confused for pie and largely dropped from useage as it is now perceived as an offensive word.
An old fashioned term for a female prostitute, largely dropped from useage.

Also used to describe:
Someone in love withselves,
A prissy male,
Someone lacking in taste, refinement and/or judgement.
Someone or something cheap, nasty, tacky, trashy.
Jenny found the sauce accompanying dessert awfully tart and requested something a little sweeter.

John is such a tart, always playing the sympathy vote whoring for compliments.

The bakery had a special offer on today, free jam tarts with every apple pie bought.

There was a couple of tarts loitering under the railway bridge everynight for years, until the pub nearby closed.

Dan is such a tart posing in the mirror splashingon his aftershave.

Dave is such a tart constantly making a fuss about everything!

Poor Sam had made such an effort to fit in at the PTA but she just came off as a brassy tart.

Wow they spent all that money redocorating and it truly looks like something out of a tarts bouidour.
by Granny Weatherwax October 02, 2005
The reason why men can never win an argument with a woman...
Whose the one with the tits round ere, me? Good so shut it!
by Granny Weatherwax September 24, 2005
1. The last remaining genetically celtic nation within the British Isles. Also the only celts who managed to retain their language despite centuries of English attempts to destroy the language and culture of Wales.

2. Welch, a failure to keep your promises or meet your obligations.
1. Welsh as in the people of Wales.

2. Welch to renege on an agreement
by Granny Weatherwax December 23, 2005
A cute way of referring to a penis.
Why is it half the men on the internet want to show you their wink on msn.
by Granny Weatherwax September 24, 2005

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