(Verb): Attempt at sexting while drunk or otherwise unable to make sense. Generally results in hilarious texts and possible facepalm after recovery.
"Less hot, less coherent and with more spelling mistakes than sexting"
Bro #1: Hey dude, check out this text "Mm, I kinda want a banana right now..."
Bro #2: Sounds hot, she totally wants it, why are you even here?!
Bro #1: Wait, it gets better, "...or some sliced peaches..." and then doesn't reply!
Bro #2: She must have been grogsting after the party! Show these to her in the morning, it'll be hilarious!