1. A contradictive representative for "Neo-Conservatives" who insist this monkey was "elected" because ironically, so was Adolf Hitler;
2. The soul reason that the Founding Fathers would have sabotaged the American Revolution themselves had they foreseen what electoral representation would amount to in the future;
3. The representation of the irony in a president so hell bent on sending other people's kids to war when he RAN away from military service in his youth (see www.awolbush.com);
4. While he "didn't inhale," sniffed A LOT of crack and accumulated DUI charges during his alcoholism/cocaine
"You know I could run for governor but I'm basically a media creation. I've never done anything. I've worked for my dad. I worked in the oil business. But that's not the kind of profile you have to have to get elected to public office."
--- George W. Bush, 1989.