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9 definitions by GoughMan

 
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'Splode
"To explode".

I 'splode.
You 'splode.
He/she/it 'splodes
They 'splode.

Noun: 'splosion.
Adjective: 'splodin.
Adverb. 'splodinly.

See also: 'splodite, 'sploder, 'splodinology, 'splodinism, 'splodinity, 'splodinites, The Church of 'splodinity.
"Gary poured too much TNT over his ceareal this morning. You should have seen him 'splode, Eugene. The wallpaper ain't green now..."
by GoughMan July 26, 2009
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'splodinism
An artistic movement that aims to create pieces that 'splode.

Derived from 'splode.
"To explode".

See also: 'splodite, 'sploder, 'splodinology, 'splodinity, 'splodinites, The Church of 'splodinity.
Unlike most artistic movements, 'splodinism does not possess a gallery displaying prominent works in a major capital city. It does however have a paddock located in a very remote part of the state devoted to hosting the current "House of 'splodinism" and the shards and remnants of the previous 114 galleries.
by GoughMan July 26, 2009
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'splodinity
The belief in a higher force or entity that 'sploded or continues 'splodin beyond what we perceive as the physical world.

Derived from 'splode.
"To explode".

See also: 'splodite, 'sploder, 'splodinology, 'splodinity, 'splodinites, The Church of 'splodinity.
Claire performed her morning ritual - "the prayer of 'splodinity" and rolled a couple of gunpowder kegs down the driveway.
by GoughMan July 26, 2009
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4.
'splodinites are followers of The Church of 'splodinity. They are proponents of or believers in this higher force or entity.

Derived from 'splode.
"To explode".

See also: 'splodite, 'sploder, 'splodinology, 'splodinity, 'splodinites, The Great 'sploder, anti-'splodinity, The 'splodin Delusion, 'splodinia, 'splodinopolis, Sammy 'sploder, Sally 'sploder, The 'splodin vote
"I'm such a 'splodinite I have a sticker on my car that says 'splodinite pride"
"...Yeah?"
"Yeah. With a little exploding fish next to it."
"You 'splodinites sure love your 'splosions"
by GoughMan July 26, 2009
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The Great 'sploder: the head or chief of The Church of 'splodinity, who is said to be 'sploding constantly.

Derived from 'splode.
"To explode".

See also: 'splodite, 'sploder, 'splodinology, 'splodinity, 'splodinites, anti-'splodinity, The 'splodin Delusion, 'splodinia, 'splodinopolis, Sammy 'sploder, Sally 'sploder, The 'splodin vote
The Great 'sploder loves all 'sploders equally and He does not mind whether his flock 'splode with modern plastic 'splosives or more traditional detonation materials.
by GoughMan July 26, 2009
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'sploder
"One who is currently 'splodin".

Derived from 'splode.
"To explode".

See also: 'splodite, 'splodinology, 'splodinism, 'splodinity, 'splodinites, The Church of 'splodinity.
"That 'sploder took the whole damn mine and all it's canarys in one deft ka-boom"
by GoughMan July 26, 2009
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'splodite

"one who 'splodes".

Derived from 'splode.
"To explode".

See also: 'sploder, 'splodinology, 'splodinism, 'splodinity, 'splodinites, The Church of 'splodinity.
STUDIO: "...and we're crossing live now to NewsCam Bob for the afternoon freeway status. Good afternoon Bob"

BOB: "Good afternoon newsteam! This is NewsCam Bob coming to you LIVE above the M5 carrying a stash of high grade C4 exsplosives strapped to the hindquarters of a donkey. If you think yesterday's pile-up was something to scoff at - hold your asses - this baby is about to cause an unforgettable road block of splodin' proportions.

This is NewsCam Bob, pushing a 'splodite donkey out of a helicopter. Back to you in the studio"
by GoughMan July 26, 2009
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