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Fucktard - the form of apparel worn globally by street-hookers
which is swiftly detached and allows for near-instant sexual penetration. Fucktards were developed from the older form of clothing - leotards. They can be manipulated to be worn during sex in many ways.
Oh man, she's got some smokin' fucktards on.

Those hookers wear fucktards to maximise their financial turnover.

Don't buy lingerie, buy fucktards !
by Gorgonzola Happiness August 23, 2009
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