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11 definitions by Gordo

 
1.
the official mascot of the AIDS virus. "HIVy" is an HIV-positive blood drop that teaches children, in an fun and informative manner, the dangers of the AIDS virus and how to prevent it from entering your body.
"watch where you're crammin your privates!" - HIVy
by Gordo September 15, 2004
 
2.
a mesh netted hat that at one point in the early 2000's was a hot item in the hip-hop community, before being made incredibly queer to wear because of the likes of Ashton Kutcher and many fag teenagers from Orange County.

despite what popular opinion might think, the trucker hat trend did NOT get started by Ashton Kutcher. Pharrell Williams of the Neptunes/N.E.R.D. was sporting trucker hats way before Ashton did.
I loved my trucker hats till Asston Kutcher's queer booty-boofing self got ahold of one and sent rich white teenage suburbans into a trucker hat frenzy. Now they're all in my fireplace providing me with warmth.
by Gordo December 06, 2004
 
3.
Male masturbation (from 5 fingers and 1 dick)
I'm so horny, I think I'm gonna go play a little 5-on-1.
by Gordo December 28, 2004
 
4.
a whole lot of something.
I have a cubic assload of work to do.
by Gordo June 05, 2003
 
5.
yet another euphemism for the penis.
I got my baby stick pierced. I was really nervous and had to have a few drinks in me to work up the courage. But Jerry says he thinks it is sexy. He also says he likes the sensation.
by Gordo August 22, 2005
 
6.
a derogatory nickname for a fat blonde girl
spam = fat
pamela = blonde
Priest: I accidentally christened that girl "Spamela" and her parents twatted me across the head with a shovel
by gordo January 04, 2005
 
7.
A side pony tail.worn by jocks,dalkey girls and mounties.
OMG! That raging sider is totally ragorific!
by gordo January 17, 2005