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1 definition by Good Boyfriend/Sandwich Lover

 
1.
Species of MAN that's sole purpose is child rearing and making sandwiches. Divorce is imminent if sandwiches are not delicious, or children are ugly.
Man: I need a sandwich.

Husband: Ask my Sandwich Maker.

Man: BITCH, SANDWICH NOW.

Woman: Yes Sir.

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That hoe gave me an ugly-ass baby. I ditched her on the street corner and threw divorce papers on her face in the puddle.
by Good Boyfriend/Sandwich Lover March 02, 2009
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