Species of MAN that's sole purpose is child rearing and making sandwiches. Divorce is imminent if sandwiches are not delicious, or children are ugly.
Man: I need a sandwich.
Husband: Ask my Sandwich Maker.
Man: BITCH, SANDWICH NOW.
Woman: Yes Sir.
That hoe gave me an ugly-ass baby. I ditched her on the street corner and threw divorce papers on her face in the puddle.
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