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the hairy pubic bush that grows in between the anus and the penis or vagina.
Sally told her mother, "I need to shave my greard before we go to the beach because people will see it protruding from my micro bikini and they will laugh."
The mother replied,"don't be ashamed of your greard...it signifies maturity."

Bill did not wipe well after a bathroom session and got feces stuck in his greard
by Goobstein November 16, 2009

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