Search Sliver Lake and take everything you know from that list and add it to pembroke. Then add:
1.Shit all over the walls
2.Animals running carelessly through the halls
3.Jackhammers going off in front of the overhead projectors
6.Firedrills on the coldest days of the year
7.Mine Shaft lights
9. And oh yes, a fucking butch beast as principal.
StudentA:You see that bird?
StudentB:Oh yeah!, but now its stuck in the shit thats smeared on the wall, next to the beast who is dying from caliform in the water.