To blow in a woman's butthole and squeeze her stomach to create a bagpipe impression and to make her appear "tufted." Then use her nipples as buttons such as on a bagpipe.
Person 1: So what did you do with that girl last night?
Person 2: Well, I got a blumpkin
, then I gave her a Tufted Titmouse.
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