Tweedlers have always, and WILL ALWAYS come in pairs. Only authorized members of the Tweedlers Association are allowed to partake in all Tweedlers activities.
Benefits of being a certified Tweedler include: going out for a walk during lunch hour, collecting the money for the SuperLotto office pool, and informing the public how the weather is outside the building.
When a Tweedler steps down from his or her post, a new member of the Tweedlers is nominated by the public. Certification as the new member generally takes less than 24 hours.