35 definitions by Gohn Gardenza

A person who manages to maintain a nerdy lifestyle, while remaining, hip, trendy and cool.
A: "I was considering upgrading my hard drive to 7, 200 RPM and coding some linux, but realised I had to leave for my date in 15 minutes, at my band's gig. "

Djinerd.
by Gohn Gardenza June 16, 2009

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An extension of the acronym LIN which means laughing eternally. Lin lin torido is the ultimate form of lin, in which a small laugh may actually escape the person, as they go internally berserk with laughter. It is a way of expressing extreme internal laughter while still incorporating the popular expression of 'LIN'.
A:'Witch weigh' did you say?
B: BAHR, BAHR, lin lin torido!
by Gohn Gardenza August 13, 2008

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When a man has sexual intercourse with a baguette, then removes the baguette off his cock and adds the usual condiments and has it as a wholesome lunch, dinner or brunch. {NOT A BREAKFAST FOOD}
A; I ran out of things to eat yesterday..
B; and...
A; so I had a cum baguette
B; Oh yeah, I luv cum baguettes
A; I like cheez
B; I do not
A; So did you watch 'Hot Hookers' last night?
B; Nah, I just had a cheez cum baguette (which I don't like) and consoled my self to sleep.
A; I like cheez
B; But I did tape Hot Hookers and I plan to watch it tonight. I might have a cum baguette from the reapings.
A; I do like a good cum baguette
B; As do I, without the cheez.
A; I like cheez..
A; And cum baguettes
B; I just like cum baguettes
A; Well you're just an anti-cheezite
B; That was a bad spoonerism
A; But I do like a good cum baguette
B; Well I'll see you tomorrow
A; Yeah
B; Cum baguette you later
A; Yeah, right back at you bra
B; So I'll ring you
A; Yeah, right after I have my cum baguette for breakfast
B; HEY, you can't have a cum baguette for breakfast
A; Why not?
B; Coz it ain't a breakfast food
A; I guess not, I'll just have a piece of cum toast instead
B; That's disgusting

by Gohn Gardenza January 25, 2008

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M
M is a Fritz Lang film released in 1931. It is believed to be potray serial killer Peter Kurten. It is set in Berlin. The killer kills children and leads the police and whole town on a pain-staking chase.
M is a fantastic film by Fritz Lang.
by Gohn Gardenza July 29, 2007

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BDG
Acronym standing for "Beer Delivery Guy."
Usually worn on T-shirts by knuts.
A: "Hey look I'm a Beer Delivery Guy!"

B: "Hey look at that dumbass, he's a BDG!"
by Gohn Gardenza August 24, 2007

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The last letter of the alphabet which is pronounced 'ZED', not 'ZEE' as others like to say.
A:"Spell 'Buzz'."

B: "B, u, zee, zee.'"

A:"Wrong, its zed'."
by Gohn Gardenza August 28, 2007

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When you get a piece of toast, cup it around your cock and use it to masturbate. You then scrape cum onto the toast and eat it.
This morning I was peckish so I decided to have some cum toast
by Gohn Gardenza January 26, 2008

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