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2 definitions by Godless Assfuck

 
1.
1. An adjective describing a state of physical unsteadiness caused by mental state, chemical intoxication or illness.

2. An adjective describing a state of mental unsteadiness caused by mental state, chemical intoxication or illness.

3. An adjective used to describe a concept or situation that is shaky, questionable, uncertain or strange in a way that fosters a lack of trust.
1. "Between that uneven restaurant table, and those 6 beers, I feel a little woobly"

2. "I woke up after partying the other night, and i still felt a little woobly."

3. "That dude offered to sell me 10 E tabs for an even hundred. It was a good deal but something about him was a little woobly, so I declined. "
by Godless Assfuck September 13, 2011
 
2.
1. The state of having hemorrhoids or other rectal discomfort due to constipation due to excessive use of opioids.
1. "Yo man, ever since I've been doin those 30's, I've had a bad case of opiate ass. My ass could use a glass of water."
by Godless Assfuck September 13, 2011