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3 definitions by Godbey, Duggan, Callis, Smith, Davis & Meyers

 
1.
Used to describe a woman whose thighs and buttocks are so large, they do in fact resemble Christmas Hams. Beware encounter with Hams, as it might be a social buzzkill.
Did you see the Christmas Hams on that chick? Made me wanna hang my stocking, if you know what I mean...
 
2.
Noun used to describe a woman whose legs rival those of your resident rugby player. As a note, rugby players' legs are known to rival tree trunks in diameter.
Good God. Look at those man legs.
 
3.
Someone who is inept with the usage of the Nintendo Wii and its various attachments.
Dude, this game is easy, you Goddamned Wiitard.