violently piss yourself on someone's couch.
incessantly blame it on spilled ice tea
deny, deny, deny
Steve-O: Did you hear what nicole did man?
Steve-O: Dude, she pissed herself all over some dude's couch
Christos: Ew, a Reduzzi. why in the name of the lord would any person commit to such an act
when a girl has her period all over your couch, or fine furniture.
Steve-O: Did you hear what nicole did to my new chintz cushions after she pissed on the old ones?
Christos: Oh my word, do tell.
Steve-O: She decided to complement my nice new off-white upholstery with a bloody reduzzi.
when a group of men line there boners up opposite eachother so that they interlock like a hardwood floor.
One side will go balls, head, balls, head; while the other side would be reversed.
After this a woman will walk upon the boners as to incite arousal.
Polishing the floor would be using the cum or lube to slicken up the floor before the woman's procession across.
Bernice is such a desparate slut. She asked me, Mr. Legs, Thumper, and Swamp Tiger to come over and make an Oklahoma Hardwood Floor, but only Swamp Tiger went.
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