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1 definition by GoNuclear

 
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A minimum wage goon who lurks at airports for the purpose of harrassing travelers up to and including crotch fondling before they board their flight, all in the name of "keeping you safe." Pretty soon they will be "keeping you safe" at train stations, bus stations, major sporting events at stadiums, rock concerts, shopping malls, and large retail establishments such as WalMart.
I missed my flight because I was detained by some TSAhole.
by GoNuclear April 22, 2011
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