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Witmer
1. One who licks his own feet for sexual pleasure, Or usually when he can't rub one out.

2. Witmer-Fest: Also known as 'Gay sex', But can also be used as an Adverb to describe the gay sex scenario that a 'Witmer' is envoled with.
'Dude, You Witmered yourself?'
by GlowFood August 21, 2005

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