1 definition by Gloomcircuit

A human who thinks they're a vampire. Usually a twitard.

Used in the same way "Wigger" is.
"Man did you hear that crazy chick the other day in class?"

"Yeah man, total hampire, I'd stay away from her."

"Who the fuck wouldn't?"
by Gloomcircuit February 14, 2012
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