1 definition by Glenn Smith2

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mahr-kuh-lep-see

A physiological condition in which the affected individual’s nervous system in inundated with alcohol resulting in the individual falling asleep in a public place, such as a bar or party. The only known treatment is to ‘Mark’ at the individual in hopes that they become responsive.
Bar patron 1 “What happened to him?”

Bar patron 2 “Oh, he just has Markolepsy.”

Bar patron 1 “Did you try to ‘Mark’ at him yet?”

Bar patron 2 “MARK! {pause} MARK! {pause} MARK!”

Mark “zzz”

Bar patron 1 “He’s done.”
by Glenn Smith2 December 21, 2010

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