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1 definition by Girl On The Internets

A move that is part of the Awkward Animal Clan, an Awkward Salmon is performed when during an awkward situation, one puts his hands in between someone's legs, slapping them back and forth like a fish in a move basically identical to lesser known Awkward Trout.

Jane(in failed attempt to produce lulz):
I think Hitler was really a woman.

Tom(to another person present, not Jane in most cases):.... *AWKWARD SALMON*
by Girl On The Internets April 22, 2009