Where the drinks are cheap and the women are cheaper.
Where fist pumping is a sport.
Where bouncers are judges and DJ's are prophets.
Where the only fishing conversations mean "jail-bait".
Where Tony Hawk isn't the only one that grinds.
At the Night Club:
Dude 1: Hey man, why are you all sweaty?
Dude 2: Fist pumping, hard core style.
Dude 1: Nice girl on your arm, bro. How old is she?
Dude 2: All I can say is that she's jail-bait.