1 definition by Gino with no ruler

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An Italian American who boasts about how large his dick is even though he doesn't own a ruler. He tries very hard to be the funny guy in school, but it really doesn't work out all the time. HE IS A FAIL!!!!!!!
Someone: Hi, Gino
Gino: I have an 8 inch sausage!!!!!
Someone: WTF??!?!?!!
Gino: I don't even own a ruler!!!
Someone: You are a retard.
Gino: But, i don't even own a ruler!!!!!
Someone: STFU!!!!!!!
by Gino with no ruler April 08, 2010

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