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when one become so drunk that the only way to describe said person is to combine the terms "smashed", "trashed", "sloppy", "plastered", and "wasted"
Upon taking thirty-seven shots of tequila, Brittany became stropastersted, and passed out, half naked, covered in her own vomit, pee, a weird unknown liquid that can be assumed to be menstrual blood
by Ginnes April 28, 2010