Student #2: Well...I was going to a frat party but I'm not sure I still am.
Student #1: Don't go to a frat party, dude. Go to Southside.
Student #2: Why not?
Student #1: Because frat parties are far away and lame, and because if you want free alcohol you just go to south side. Of course, you have to know someone who lives in Letts, Anderson, or Centennial Hall, but once you get in you'll be fine as long as you don't get caught.
Southside is fucked up. I heard this guy got transported twice in less than a month.