1. (Prop. Noun) A popular poster on the PvP Forums whose claims to Internet fame are his ambiguous sexuality, and writing fake slash
about popular characters from such fantasy classics as The Lord of the Rings
and Harry Potter
. See also attention whore
2. (Prop. Noun) The King of Goblins, the antagonist of the film Labyrinth. Played by David Bowie
. Disturbingly, he really is that well-hung.
3. (n.) Any King of Goblins, generally in a fantasy setting.
1. Did you see what Goblin King posted last night? My brain nearly shut down!
2. That Goblin King guy sure could sing.
3. "Verily, I shall slay thee, Goblin King!"