When you have exhausted all other options, and/or have recently been dumped, and start going through old e-mails, texts and phone logs to see who you can scrounge up for a date or hook-up, so you can get some attention and feel temporarily better about yourself.
After Dave dumped me, I resorted to Recycling Bin Dating and found an old e-mail from John, since I dropped his ass last year and knew he would be dying to take me out.
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