2 definitions by Gerry Edwards

Top Definition

1. a really fat and unkempt woman a real cake eater

2. A really fat person that wears clothing that a
skinner more sexy person should be wearing.

3. Any really fat person that has control over their weight but choose to devour anything in their sights.

This could also be combined with the term a “wet bag of laundry” which in turn is a really fat person that is so fat that you can see all the dimples in their fat asses. Hence the term wet bag of laundry. This also many different variations like an old bag of laundry (a fat ass old person). Dirty bag of laundry (a homeless fat ass). A smelly bag of laundry (for fat people that have that fat person smell to them, you know kinda like a bag of laundry)
"man look at that bag of laundry"

"I went to the mall today and i saw this wet bag of laundry riding the escalator. when she got off she hauled her fat ass into a candy store for a treat"

"I was going to this movie yesterday and this dirty bag of laundry asked me for some spare change and a some cake"
by Gerry Edwards April 29, 2008
The term cake eater describe a rather large person. Whom seems to consume not only cake, but anything else that is ediable despite the fact that it is making them grow to an un-healthy size.
"Wow look at that cake eater"
"Man, did you see that cake eater?"

"wow she's a real cake eater"
by Gerry Edwards April 28, 2008

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