A political system that is the closest African countries are capable of coming to democracy.
An Afrocratic system is characterised by elections that are held irregularly, with vote rigging, ghost voters, election fraud and voter intimidation.
Inevitably the same old tin pot dictator gets "elected by the people" for 20 years in a row.
All of the country's social and economic problems are blamed on white people (even though they haven't had anything to do with the country in decades) instead of the rampant corruption in the government.
Zimbabwe: a classic example of Afrocracy.
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v. to smoke weed.
S. Afr. slang, pronounced "goof"
To be goefed is to be stoned out of your bracket.
Mike went outside to have a goef.
I'm going get lekker goefed tonignt, bru.
The worst electricity company in the entire world. Situated in South Africa. The only company in the world whose adverts request consumers to actually use LESS of their product.
They have just increased their tariffs by 34%! They cause continuous blackouts, and their biggest stroke of genius yet has been the "load shedding" system in which they switched off the power to some areas on purpose (and never kept to their own load shedding schedule anyway) and eventually led to one substation in Kempton Park blowing up because it was never designed to be switched on and off repeatedly.
They have no clue as to how their own infrastructure works, because they have fired all of their experienced white engineers to replace them with inexperienced affirmative action employees who would take years to learn how to do the job properly even if Eskom management could be bothered to train them.
Thanks to their bungling, the few power stations that do actually work properly can't be run at full capacity because the national grid is in such a shocking state of disrepair. Koeberg nuclear power station is never running more than tree of it's four reactors at any one time and almost all of their profit goes into Mercs, BMWs and 400% bonuses for their managers rather than new infrastructure.
A Metallica concert in Cape Town started an hour late because of a blackout. The crowd started chanting "Eskom! Eskom! Eskom!"
v. to drive really, really fast.
Named after the Stig in Top Gear. Of course no mortal can drive as fast as the Stig, although you may come close if you can Stiganate.
We're late. I'm gonna stiganate.
Just Another Third World African Shit Hole.
Here's to Mozambique, our favourite jatwash!
The invisible line separating English-speaking South Africa from Afrikaans South Africa. It is generally accepted have KZN, Joburg and the Cape on the English side and the Freestate, Limpopo, Mpumalanga, Northwest and Pretoria on the Dutch side.
The name is taken from boerewors
and the Iron Curtain (The border between communist East and Capitalist West during the Cold War)
There goes Koos. Now there's a Dutchman from well behind the Boerewors Curtain