S. Afr. slang for a white person.
Stands for Previously Advantaged Now DisAdvantaged.
It comes from the politically correct South African bullshit euphemism "previously disadvantaged" which means everyone who is not white, and hence is eligible for affirmative action.
Dave: I'm going to apply for that job.
Steve: Don't even bother. You're a PANDA, bru.
Someone of Afrikaans descent.
Also called dutchman, boer, rockspider, koos, clutchplate, boertjie, afrikaner, japie, sputchie, johan van der walt, burris, plaasjapie, frikkie.
They are called ropes because they are thick, hairy and twisted.
Look at Koos over there. What a rope!
Steve: Tom has African Horse Sickness? But that only affects horses, not humans.
Dave: No, I said African Whore Sickness.
Steve: Ah. I see. Sucks to be him.
The word that has more synonyms than any other word in the English language
A small selection of the synonyms for "penis":
bell on a pole
frank (& beans)
krull the warrior king
lizard (as in "drain the...")
one-eyed trouser-snake (Australia, UK)
one-eyed yogurt slinger
peepee (children's term)
purple-headed yogurt flinger
rod of pleasure
schmuck, shmuck (Yiddish)
twig (& berries)
willy (children's term)
wing dang doodle
Arabic title for the popular book "Terrorism for Dummies"
Do you have any dangerous items in your hand luggage? Sharp objects? Flammable substances? Qur'ans? Narcotics? Radioactive materials?
A download that loses it's connection when either your browser or the server doesn't support download resuming.
Dave: I had a fucking miscarriage when my 2gig game iso was at 94%!!
Steve: Were you using internet explorer?
Dave: No, I use firefox. It was the stupid server.
The gayest city on the planet.
Cape Town has a higher population of homosexuals per capita than any other city in the world, including Amsterdam, Athens and San Francisco.
Don't turn your back on him. He's from Cape Town