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22 definitions by Geordie

 
15.
similar to the shocker you start off with the "2 in the pink one in the stink" and then take out your ring finger and stick it up her anus givin her a lil surprise...hence the immobilizer
"this broad was too loud durin the shocker so i immobilzed her"
by Geordie October 21, 2004
 
16.
A term used by the sterotype 'charver' as an alternative to 'squashing', 'crushing' or 'splatting' an object.
'Who yee, ya daft cu*t... Im going to bledge ya fanny in win a Mel
by Geordie June 06, 2003
 
17.
SMB
Stands for Sad Mackem Bastards.

Used to describe Mackem Sunderland fans. Often by Newcastle United FC fans.
Don't those sad mackem bastards ever wash?
by Geordie January 09, 2004
 
18.
a bucket-a device for smoking dope
giz a buleay
by geordie October 24, 2003
 
19.
cunts who knock on ya door at 5 am
knock, knock FUCK OFF AND GO HAVE SEX WIV EACH OVA
by geordie May 11, 2003
 
20.
cannabis cigarette
make a spliff
by geordie October 24, 2003
 
21.
a womans pussy
"i wana fcuk her in her cnut"
"not a beer a cnut"
by geordie May 11, 2003